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Fate Demotivational Poster


PRISONER - We are not prisoners of Fate... Only prisoners of our Mind


TAGS: prisoner mind fate
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - January 12, 2012, 1:17 pm, #227512
Besides... I think it's seeing you...
rerun - January 11, 2012, 7:15 pm, #227488

Once it is here it is here for good.
MashiMashi - January 11, 2012, 2:00 am, #227461
tyake this ****, down, im tired of seeing it
Rick69 - January 4, 2012, 2:00 pm, #227258
Thanks :) , I had no eye-dea people liked this kind of disturbing pics... XD
NumberXIII - January 4, 2012, 1:46 pm, #227256
Dude! I love ph**oshop more and more every day. 5 Creepy Eyes for you!


I Sat In The Dark And Thought -


TAGS: apocalypse life death fate destiny
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

vindicator - September 15, 2014, 10:42 pm, #256713
Like ordering nothing but appetizers and no entree
Greybeard - August 30, 2014, 11:50 pm, #256498
Thank you Miss Priss :)
MissPriss - August 30, 2014, 10:46 pm, #256497
Wow...5L "nail on the head" this one is!


Never Gonna Give You Up -




FATE? - Sometimes it feels like Life puts us too far apart just so it can take a pretty picture




REALITY -




POTENTIAL -


TAGS: life fate ability success achievement
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - November 30, 2010, 7:24 pm, #204864
Like you read about.
Sean - November 30, 2010, 5:03 pm, #204836
This is cool. Love it. And thanks for not being more specific about the kilt-caught-on-the-fence/mooning-the-entire-Scottish-wedding-party incident I told you about.


MITHRAIC MYSTERIES -


TAGS: xmas mithras season fate
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by EmilioDumphque

steve1961 - December 26, 2012, 3:49 pm, #241915
They COULD all be some type of Ancient Rednecks. After all, this statue appears to predate NASCAR by a century or more.
EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2012, 3:34 pm, #241914
This was not some small cult. Over 400 Mithraea (underground temples) have been found with over 700 depictions of this scene, called the Tauroctony.
EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2012, 3:29 pm, #241913
No one's sure. Christianity did it's best to erase all trace of this religion. It happens underground with Mithras looking toward Sol Invictus (The unconquered sun) Animals of other constellations help him kill the bull.
steve1961 - December 26, 2012, 1:47 pm, #241911
Why is he wrestling with an animal? It is a depiction of some ancient Rodeo?
GaryO - December 25, 2012, 2:19 pm, #241881
Of course (had slap) the Phrygian cap….dead give away, and badge of the south central Anatolia turf wars…..Emilio, this stuff starts yer engine, don’t it.
EmilioDumphque - December 25, 2012, 12:23 pm, #241870
Mithras is always shown dressed in Anatolian style with a Phrygian cap.
maoworks2 - December 25, 2012, 11:05 am, #241863
What's That On His Head ?
GaryO - December 25, 2012, 8:48 am, #241860
Well crap, ED, you always force me to read. I thought Tammuz had the greater influence….’course I also thought that statue was David slaying a lion.


Gilgamesh -


TAGS: anime fate stay night sword missile launcher
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by spitfire111

mihawk13 - May 10, 2011, 10:44 pm, #218400
It's from Fate/Stay Night, an anime about a war that takes place every so many years. Gilgamesh is statistically the most powerful warrior in the series. He's also a massive douchebag. I'd like to thank whoever made this though, you are my hero.
culos - February 14, 2011, 7:04 am, #212369
I'm proud to say that I haven't got a clue
mirage183 - February 14, 2011, 3:20 am, #212367
What is this pic from?


CHALLENGE -


TAGS: challenge fate accepted mariand
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by mariand

Budog - February 16, 2012, 2:31 pm, #229697
I hear you GaryO but the fun factor outweighs the risks. JMHO...
GaryO - February 16, 2012, 10:09 am, #229690
Yeah, I too have a Wrangler Tough to keep rubber side down sometimes……


CIRCUMSTANCES -


TAGS: circumstances toilet paper luck fate motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Treehodger - March 4, 2010, 1:43 am, #161656
Plan B? Go European. God gave us a left hand for a reason, after all. 5 Left-Handshakes!
sickartist - December 31, 2009, 8:30 am, #149126
You could always ask the next stall if they have change for a 5 :)


IMMORTALITY -


TAGS: use your bitter fate to make fun
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by forseti

Chef - May 6, 2010, 6:55 pm, #174912
5L for lawnmower man!
PhxDebbie - May 6, 2010, 8:45 am, #174872
I don't know why I like it either 5 little piggies
MO - May 6, 2010, 8:33 am, #174868
*Sigh* I......like it!


DEATH AT THE BACK DOOR -


TAGS: mouse leap poster evolution fate
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 2:16 pm, #226600
Almost a poetic structure, like a haiku... if there's a 5,5,6,7 syllable varient.


FATE -


TAGS: walk in walk out fate stay
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Ism

Reality Lord - February 12, 2013, 10:00 pm, #243436

real nice. pls drop this over to http://www.motivationaltwist.com/ , our sister site


LIFE -




REALITY - Sometimes the world does just hate you after all.


TAGS: whale reality fate
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by almostkassie

jibarocampesino - July 27, 2010, 5:03 pm, #186670
Wrong jump Willy
440wakeup - July 25, 2010, 11:44 am, #186339
The theater of life


FATE - frowns upon this bird


TAGS: fate
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by matthew



The Big Picture -


TAGS: life death fate destiny hollywood
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - July 26, 2014, 10:42 pm, #255879
3rd degree burns... :)
GaryO - July 26, 2014, 10:35 am, #255877
it hurts r-e-a-l gud.
Oldsod - July 26, 2014, 9:31 am, #255875
...but where'5 the fun in that?


The Serendipity Clause -


TAGS: fate destiny violence immigration travel
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - July 22, 2014, 10:38 pm, #255826
I'm from North Dakota so I may be an honorary citizen already... :)
MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:09 pm, #255808
Canada's starting to sound better everyday eh?


The Perfect Storm -




FATE - I played poker with a deck of Tarot cards once. I got a full house and everyone died. -Steven Wright


TAGS: fate tarot cards
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by thehellisthat

Faceplant31 - May 27, 2010, 5:06 pm, #178017
Nice!


INSIGNIFICANCE -


TAGS: fate cat fatecat
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - August 7, 2013, 10:01 pm, #248449
Hey thanks, Sho. Uhmmmm, can you pick up milk?
Sho - August 7, 2013, 2:13 pm, #248441
5/f!
Sean - April 23, 2010, 12:41 am, #173063
Note to self: dumb it down a little. Other note to self: buy milk.


FATE. - It doesn't lie




ADVERSITY -




FATELESS - PETA's ad's against his behaviour


TAGS: fateless fate animals
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by ZzZzZzZz

LOLOLOL - April 3, 2009, 7:51 pm, #70224
Look what u have done! u started an outbreak of animal ra**!


GEEKS - My girlfriend is a famicom




A Simple Twist Of Fate -




slow karma -


TAGS: fate rush
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

chickenlittle - December 20, 2013, 11:56 am, #251621
hahaha love it Gary!


The Fifth Element -




If You Wait Until The Last Minute -




IRONIC FATE - This was the luckiest day of my life...oh, crap!




Fate -




WE DO... -


TAGS: girl kill fate destiny god
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - December 21, 2012, 2:40 am, #241717
Why thank you... I get that... A lot... ... ...
MissPriss - December 6, 2012, 2:47 am, #241238
Beautifully done.
EmilioDumphque - December 6, 2012, 2:31 am, #241234
He just didn't think it was important enough to get involved.
Vinxman - December 5, 2012, 8:19 pm, #241230
Rorschach!!!!
mariand - December 5, 2012, 4:59 pm, #241224
man, so many times I tried to show this...#153533 and #151515


If A Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood -


TAGS: sports competetion fate destiny life
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - July 15, 2014, 3:31 am, #255723
LMAO. Congrats on the 1000 milestone. :)
MissPriss - July 14, 2014, 11:58 pm, #255720
As a Canadian girl, I know my beavers we I see one and that ain't anyones I've ever seen before.
Greybeard - July 14, 2014, 10:45 pm, #255716
LoL. It quite possibly is.
Bandit5906 - July 14, 2014, 1:57 pm, #255712
Kinda looks like a beaver?


I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell -


TAGS: beer fate destiny hell heaven
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - May 30, 2014, 4:55 am, #255094
You can count me in... :)
MissPriss - May 30, 2014, 12:27 am, #255092
Oh screw beer. I've already made my reservations and demand the fancy ****tails with the little umbrellas in 'em. Should I save you a seat Grey?


DEATH OF A SALESMAN -




The Miss-Education Of Rita -


TAGS: reputation attitude life alcohol fate
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Cannabal - May 11, 2014, 12:08 am, #254734
"Don't give a d*** 'bout bad reputation!"


AND IN THE END -


TAGS: unavoidable fate calendar rough ride
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Greeny

robbidos - June 13, 2012, 7:45 pm, #236242
My car is silver, so it is definitely not rouger
Greeny - June 11, 2012, 9:06 pm, #236189
Would you prefer "ruffer"?
MPsniper - June 11, 2012, 8:44 pm, #236187
some words are "rougher" to spell too.


All That Jazz -




The Sun Behind The Clouds -




The Walking Dead -




TO REAP WHAT IS SOWN -


TAGS: dogs karma fate
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by merlehoffa

merlehoffa - December 29, 2012, 9:13 pm, #242022
hey, when you're starving, everything sounds mouth-watering
Kstoker - December 28, 2012, 4:19 pm, #241963
I was unaware that dogs favored Indonesian cuisine
EmilioDumphque - December 27, 2012, 1:37 pm, #241935
Karma: The principle that, if you punch a stranger in the face, he had it coming. In this way, Karma supports random violence.
merlehoffa - December 27, 2012, 12:05 am, #241931
Definitely. Its sad that it ever got to that stage. Just desserts.
MissPriss - December 26, 2012, 10:30 pm, #241929
The sad thing...the dogs will be put down.


FATE - When the salt in your wounds is the salt of the Earth


TAGS: fate devil cat
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by Auda



UNLIMITED PSYCHE-LOCK WORKS -


TAGS: phoenix wright videogames fate stay night unlimited blade works
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by KingKryzon

omnia - September 4, 2009, 1:55 pm, #115014
you forget: it's phoenix wright! he can do anything!


IDENTITY -


TAGS: boxed fate judgementalism paradigm labels
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - October 28, 2014, 1:09 am, #257464

Two of my favorites are 166884 and 166885. You might like them, too.
Thedge - October 27, 2014, 11:55 pm, #257460
De nada. Just reading through posts and read it again. Depth, current, real. Great image. Just slapping a five seems, well, disrespectful. I bow before thee m'lady, in humble appreciation. Now, that said, am a man... can we do it again??? :-{o)))
lgvernon - October 27, 2014, 11:42 pm, #257459

And I really thank you for that~~
Thedge - October 27, 2014, 11:28 pm, #257458
I wanna vote again. Derned honest injun programming. I *really* like your prose.
lgvernon - October 22, 2014, 3:37 am, #257282

Thanks, Mr. G.
lgvernon - October 22, 2014, 3:36 am, #257281

Ah, the double entendre...
lgvernon - October 22, 2014, 3:36 am, #257280

Ah, the double entendre...
Greeny - October 22, 2014, 1:46 am, #257274
5L
Greeny - October 22, 2014, 1:46 am, #257273
Messing with the box next door to me would be nothing but trouble.
lgvernon - October 21, 2014, 4:42 pm, #257261

That wishful thinking'll get you every time. No such luck, buddy. But thanks for the nice compliment.
GaryO - October 21, 2014, 4:28 pm, #257259
Geezus, thought this wuz yer obit for a minute there; ‘L. G. Vernon 2014’..whew. Nice prose. (I’ve been in the box next door. Looked better thru the sheer curtains)
lgvernon - October 21, 2014, 2:26 pm, #257257

Thank you. A lot.
Thedge - October 21, 2014, 2:24 pm, #257256
Like it. A lot.


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